everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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