we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Boobs are out for the taking
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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