Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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