dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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