Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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