I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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