On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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