What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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