dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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