Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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