You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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