You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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