You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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