I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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