i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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