He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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