her vagine was all disorganized.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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