you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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