New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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