i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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