This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.