3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power