just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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