I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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