We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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