dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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