I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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