Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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