The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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