I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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