its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Bring me that man meat
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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