I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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