I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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