Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.