Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.