I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off