my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She bit a glass in half.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there