And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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