Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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