So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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