I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We have started to decorate penises.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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