i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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