and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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