Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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