Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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