Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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