clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted