sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"