My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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