The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.