Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.