I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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