Ambien. No doubt about it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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