i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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