her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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