I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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